Secret Service Case Ends, Teens Drink Hand Sanitizer & Mad Cow Update

The Secret Service announced Tuesday that it has wrapped up the investigation of the five remaining agents involved in the sexual-misconduct scandal in Colombia. Recently Two of the agents have resigned while another two have been cleared of serious wrong doing but could still face administrative penalties. And for the  fifth, he had his national-security clearance revoked, which is pretty much equal to being fired because he can no longer work at the agency. In an interview with comedian Jimmy Fallon President B. Obama said the scandal was caused by "a couple of knuckleheads" who "shouldn't detract" from the agency's reputation. He also stated "What these guys were thinking I don't know," "That's why they're not there anymore." The president called the majority of the agents incredible guys, protecting him and his family as well as U.S. officials all over the world.

Health officials have reported the rise of a troubling new trend in the Southland emergency rooms.. It's teenagers being treated for alcohol poisoning after drinking hand sanitizer. Thats right hand sanitizer... At least six Southland teens have been treated for drinking the substance which is 62 percent ethyl alcohol. The crafty teenagers have discovered a way to convert the sanitizer into a 120 proof drink!

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Wait Don't cancel your date to in and out just yet! Here's an update on the mad cow disease ...
Californians do not have anything to worry about because the ONLY cow that had the mad cow disease was NEVER going to be eaten... In face it was  just a dairy cow. According to CNN, studies have shown that mad cow disease cannot be transmitted through  drinking milk. The Centers for Disease Control reports that the chance of contracting mad cow disease, even after consuming contaminated products, is less than ! in 10 billion. Officials have confirmed that animal has been euthanized and the carcass has been destroyed.